Reasons Not to Sleep Naked
1. Bugs may crawl up your cootch.
2. Fire has an extra 56 seconds to engulf you, effectively ending any further sleeping opportunities.
3. Your roommates likely do not appreciate your ass as much as your Puerto Rican co-worker.
4. Sleepovers could get awkward.
5. In the case of alien abductions, successful anal probing would be much too easy.
1. Bugs may crawl up your cootch.
2. Fire has an extra 56 seconds to engulf you, effectively ending any further sleeping opportunities.
3. Your roommates likely do not appreciate your ass as much as your Puerto Rican co-worker.
4. Sleepovers could get awkward.
5. In the case of alien abductions, successful anal probing would be much too easy.
6. Getting dressed with a full bladder in the dark can result in some highly unfortunate accidents.
Reasons to Sleep Naked
1. You are ready for sex at all times.
Reasons to Sleep Naked
1. You are ready for sex at all times.
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