Reasons I could be a Lesbian

Reasons I could be a Lesbian:

1. Scarlett Johansson, Sandra Bullock and Jessica Alba
2. Between the rugby, kick boxing and fine arts communities, I would have plenty to choose from.
3. Diagrams and explanations of the female anatomy would no longer be necessary.
4. No longer would I have to fear “The Dutch Oven.”
5. My sandwiches would be made and brought to me.
6. The house would be clean and tidy by the time I got back from work.
7. Chocolate, Advil, and backrubs around “that time of the month” would be available without explanation.
8. Good, old fashioned tits and ass.


Reasons I could never be a Lesbian:

1. Men.